World renowned super-guru Jeff Havens delivers a laugh-out-loud hour of pseudo-motivation that will leave you feeling better than you have in years - guaranteed! Let's make one thing clear: Jeff is not a real motivational speaker. Not by a long shot. No, Uncrapify Your Life! is a spoof of the motivational model, a satirical offering that provides all the wrong advice in a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek fashion. The three pillars of the Uncrapify Your Life! program include: 1) Become a better communicator by learning how to more effectively criticize others. 2) Grow as an individual by improving your ignorance. 3) Learn how to handle responsibility by outsourcing blame. Complete with a hilarious Powerpoint presentation, cheesy acronyms, audience participation, and all the other elements of a traditional motivational speech, the Uncrapify Your Life! program is a great way to provide a message to your business or corporation in a fun, interesting, novel fashion. Jeff has been a professional comedian for years and still tours nationally with his stand-up act. A Phi Beta Kappa graduate of Vanderbilt University and former high school teacher, he is the author of six books, including "Reality" (Academy Chicago, 2006), which Kirkus Reviews called “a slow roast of reality television, complete with laugh-out-loud reality show pitches.” Titles Uncrapify Your Life! Topics Entertainment, Humor Click topic above to see more speakers on that topic Speaker's Asking Fee Range Less than $5,000 Click on fee range to see more speakers. This is the starting keynote fee range - other programs may be higher. State WI Click on state above to see more speakers from that state. Fees The fee range quoted means the speaker's fee starts somewhere within that range. Note that speaker's fees are subject to change and some speakers may have special fee quotes.